The irrepressible Senator Miriam Defensor- Santiago does it
again with her latest jokes on politicians.
The feisty and opinionated senator gets my nod for her
ability to laugh at herself and is known for her ability not only to defuse
tension in the chamber but also for sowing fear among those who dare cross her
path
HERE'S HER LATEST ARSENAL OF JOKES:
1. What do you call the act of throwing garbage into the
seas?
Answer: Pollution
What do you call the act of throwing corrupt politicians
into the seas?
Answer: Solution
2. If you lie to congressmen or senators while under oath,
you will be charged with Perjury and slapped with a jail term
But if certain congressmen or senators will lie to you, they
are not only doing their jobs, they are also assuring themselves already of another
term
3. How to tell if a politician is telling the truth:
Whenever he’s crossing his arms, he may be telling the
truth.
Whenever he’s stoking his chin, he might be telling the
truth.
Whenever he looks at you straight in the eyes, he might be
telling the truth.
But when he opens his mouth, he is lying
4. There was a study on the connection between government
employees and the sport they play. The following findings were made:
BASKETBALL is the favorite sport for entry- level government
employees
BOWLING is the
favorite sport for lower management position
TENNIS is the favorite sport for upper management level
position
GOLF is the favorite sport for high- level government
officials
The study then made this conclusion:
The higher the position, the smaller your balls
5. Three surgeons were overheard discussing who they
consider as the easiest to operate on:
Surgeon # 1: Electricians
– Because everything inside them is
color-coded.
Surgeon #2: Librarians
– Because everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.
Surgeon # 3: Politicians
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They have no brains. They have no guts. They have no
hearts AND they have no balls
6. Top Three Most Dishonest Jobs in the Philippines:
Third Place: Beauticians for they always tell a client that she is beautiful even if it's a lie
Second Place: Jeepney Conductors for they would always insist that there are seats for two more when obviously there isn't any
And Finally, the Top Spot for the Most Prolific Liar belongs to the Politician. Enuff said. That's the end of the story
